Good news, violent thugs. Stomping on a defenseless woman’s head may cost you $600, but you won’t serve any jail time. From WLEX:
A Rand Paul supporter charged with assaulting an activist before the November election has entered an Alford Plea in the case.Police say Tim Profitt stepped on 23-year-old MoveOn.org activist Lauren Valle while she was on the ground before a debate in Lexington between Paul and Jack Conway.
Profitt said he was trying to protect Paul when Valle approached the candidate with a fake award. Profitt then lost his job as the Bourbon County coordinator for the Paul campaign.
An Alford Plea means Profitt recognizes there’s enough evidence for a conviction, but he’s not addressing the facts alleged. Profitt will pay Valle $600 restitution. Profitt, who is currently out of state, will also serve one year of unsupervised probation.
Today is certainly a victory for the feet of all grown men with bad backs who are viciously attacked by the head of a defenseless woman being held down by another man, especially when it is in defense of a candidate who is 20 yards away.
Let Freedom ring, WMLP’s! Remember, it’s OK to curbstomp a defenseless woman if they were wearing a wig at some point that evening. It’s in the Constitution, look it up.
